The Broncos linebacker’s abundance of flatulence is upsetting dance partner Witney Carson.
Because Carson understandably does not appreciate Miller blowing air out of the wrong end, she fines him $100 per booty belch.
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Miller so far has racked up $1,500 in fines for farting and being late, but thankfully, there’s a happy ending to all of this.
Carson isn’t keeping the money; she’s donating it to the Skin Cancer Foundation. The cause is close to Carson’s heart, as she had a mole that tested positive for melanoma last year. Doctors spotted it in time for treatment.
So keep on letting ’em rip, Von.